don't ask.

so we're swimming next to the human beach which is empty of people because it's raining and they got 9 bored lifeguards so one comes and says your dog cant swim cuz it's red alert and i say my ass is that like the terror alerts, you just make that shit up we swim in the rain all the time and this aint your jurisdiction so go back to your beach, bitch. i said some of that.

what's the significance of the mop?