the obama fundation wanted to put a go pro on the roof, but they didn't like the stipulations. i like to think this is my aerie, my bird's eye purview. i need no go pro. welcome to my two year and counting  stationary fun-time tour of the obamachron, the unprecedented ivory tower of spin. wee the common people of choiceles choice are enjoined to construct the conning tower while the fundation constructs the audacious renegade's narrative within.

i like the name of the gravel truck: buffalo stampede. you can't make this up. there would be no verisimilitude.