ok i finally ordered some pants. i only have 3 pants, and 2 are rain pants. i gave up my classic levi's size 29. abzurd—i was never size 29! what a ridiculous cracker i am. i got size 30. probably another abzurd action. i get so anxious about these things. my dad hated shopping too. i remember when he took me to get a scout uniform. i hated scouts, i hated uniforms. and he made it into an accidental meet-up with his secretary girlfriend. he loved the word abzurd. abzurd cracker man.