mean-ass woman almost pepper sprayed him crossing spider bridge said ugly sat your dog?
i said he's just being friendly! just being friendly!!! as she twiches off unresponding i echo myself diminutively. bitch was going to use brutal force on mister for his love. sick, sickening world. 
be that shit as it may be fuck her and moments later we were waterborne 
and mister's sweet forepaws in my left hand 
i turned him in circles round and round me.