not to cast aspersion on true coots but an angry old coot harangued me for letting copper pee on a bush. i said do you have a bathroom for him? he said yeah, it's called the park. so you expect the dogs to hold it til they get to the park, and refrain on the way home? anyway is the median not city property? he said no it's mine, (it was actually his neighbors, but these fucks dominion extends). so i said fuck off. he said you're the lowest form of life, go back to the ghetto. i said you are the scum of the earth. we were both well satisfied withal.