apocalyptic balls

if i thought of this i would immediately be flushed with shame, and then i might try it on myself, but this is apparently an actual dog with literally glittery blue balls, and must surely be a sign of the end times post capitalist capitalist apocalypse and we can only sigh and grin uncomfortably that the signs in our inbox are not our signs and not on our dogs and laugh at the clowns of apocalypse while crying for the dogs of the clowns of apocalypse and the dying of the light while we refresh our screens, again.

updat. i related this to r. and said i hope it's edible glitter and she said glitter's plastic, and i said surely they can make something organic glitter, and asked my 'puter is all glitter plastic? and got back all that glitters is not plastic. there's a guiltless glitter made of synthetic mica that supposedly may be licked off your balls harmlessly. so maybe it's not so dire a sign of the end times. it's probably just the beginning.