i was petting juno when she reached down and ate a squirrel. i said i think your dog is eating a squirrel. she said oh no, again? that's the third squirrel in four days! and a rabbit. the rabbits she hunts but the squirrels she waits for them to croak and turn to squirrel jerky. there seem to be a lot of late squirrels lately.

i know, my relatives in the trees used to eat squirrel too, but i always tried to distance myself from them, but i know you are not a redneck.