guy with three foot lens accosts me, says see that plant your dog pissed on? no bird will ever nest there. like a bird is gonna nest directly on the path where the likes of him stands berating me. then at the end of the trail he points to the sign, See, i'm not a complete asshole. I can read, i say, it doesn't say you are not a complete asshole.
and p.s. major lensman, people have been dropped from on high for carrying such a weapon in afghanistan.