it's not a lie, says twitler press secretary, it's an alternate truth.*

impeach twitler! he too stupid even for amurka. he a tweet twitting twat.



no one saw the beginning. this is not the beginning, trump is the final metastasis of the cancer of predatory capitalism, the mask of democracy is off, we behold the hideous face of the final trump. 

(we were looking over the city, saw a black flag on the horizon. r. said, yeah but it's not a flag, it's not waving, it's stiff.  yeah, i know, but so is trump's hair! i said, and she laughed sweetly.)








*hmm, if there can be an alternate truth, that means there is no truth, or everything can be true, or everything is a lie. now we must be truly afraid.