"thanksgiving".

today, in a sad development, two days before thanksgiving, barak obomba was stripped naked and put in a holding cell, his walk nearly cancelled, after ravaging a bag of chitlins and tearing up the living room, leaving a chaos of pillows strewn with garlands of innards. no one was able to determine the reason for his rampage. i ventured that it might be an access of holiday blues careened into full- blown mania. his ma said he don't know it's a holiday, but i said we do, and they pick up on these things. mister obomba will remain under lockdown, without hood so he may witness the full cornucopia of the t-day feast and undergo salivary torture until he cries out to rejoin the family of man in celebration of genocide.