hey thanks for stopping by and i'm here to tell you, you put me here, so i'm here to tell you, it isn't so grim, so bleak, look, i'm small, diminutive, naked and diminutive, i have no nipples, have no sex, but i have a belly button, i was born somewhere, i got a firm rubber mama with blue electric hair, though i've never seen her, i have a smile that's happy, not one of those fake plastic smiles that make you sad, i make you happy, don't i? you put me here, you put this smile on a swamp, you cleaned it up, you came back! it isn't so bleak after all, i'm here to tell you.