the klan's bible is called the kloran, can you dig it? ha, haha. the klan days of the week are called dark, deadly, dismal, doleful, desolate, dreadful, and desperate. they really dig the letters d and k. i still don't know where they got the name ku klux klan or what the heck it means, but though i'm impure as all get out my initials are d.k. ha.