i was singing to fen and he's like, don't sing for my sake. i was singing in my cracked falsetto, halleluia, halleloo-oo-ia.
i said i know i should sing it like leonard, not jeff. he said you should sing it like nina or not atall.

 you sound like a cat being stepped on.

 i know, but i wanted to be a singer. and even my dogs can't stand my song.

 i'm hip, i feel ya, i wanted to be an artist. no, that was you too.

 ha ha. i wanted to be a dog, too, but that was even further from the realm of possibility.
 

why do you people always want to be something, or be something else?