charlie lemon. we found a lemon in the grass and charlie proudly puckered up and jauntily carried it home. 

we were talking at the front desk about a dude with a portuguese water dog who was a real ace trainer, then we saw the dog by the elevator and the dude pulled the dog against the corner as the dog jumped on charlie and charlie got righteously cantankerous and i thought that's the ace trainer huh? not even a howdy doo. jerk trainer i'd say, pshaw.