i was always happy! oh, my god! i've never been so depressed! we can't even get to the point!
trumps death clock is at 47,520 (what will his great death clock in times square claim by election day? a million, maybe two?, and he'll proclaim it great). the actual number is ever higher and will never be known—they'll put all the death clock numbers in a computer and deduce the average and history will be written in the stars and the grim books of the winners of earth.