hey kids, let's check in with big daddy trump's death clock, shall we? wow! it's really soaring! 51 thousand 5 hundred and 31, oops, 32, oh m'goodness—35—well you get the idea, kids, you smart. big daddy trump thinks the numbers are too high! they hafta change the math! big daddy trump wants to lower the numbers, these numbers are unreal, kids, these numbers are fake news! good numbers are important to big daddy trump—it's re-election time!