when the conquering hero, the leader of the free world, comes home from the washington wars, making the world one big happy democracy, why, he wants to build himself a tower, one to reflect his global hegemony, his devastatingly charismatic personality. something tasteful, and more importantly big, the biggest thing on the horizon, to reflect his towering achievement, he has conquered the free world, and he needs a monumental tower to reflect that awesome victory, he has furthered the cause of escalating american freedom in the world, and he must have his radiant apotheosis, his blinding light, his tower in the park.