you wanna know what my problem is? you wanna know the problem with me? the problem with me is i feel guilty, even when i'm defending myself from self-righteous schmucks on the nature trail. the problem with me is i feel guilty no matter what i do or they do to me. the problem is i was born in sin without believing in a god of sinners, goddamnit, i was born in sin, and guilty, guilty of no crime. so i'm almost compelled to transgress, to commit a crime of nature, against the nature police.