my tailbone's been sore a long time and i've been eating my greens so i thought it must mean something, i must be trying to grow a tail, i reckon. what else.
 

then i got distracted from my tail by the floater in my eye. and today i saw lacy the basset hound and her tail was cropped and i felt my tail throb looking at the bandaged stump.
by the way, where did they get the phrase, flying by the seat of my pants?