i remember my first automobile. a big red ford fairlane f.f.
my granny weezer made me a charlie brown red and black afghan so i could seduce girls in the capacious backseat. i never got it accomplished. it was like a full bed. once we fell asleep at the drive in and woke up at dawn, the lone car in the dusty lot.

i was no ladies man. and that big red suburban pimpmobile just underscored the fact to sad comic effect.

later on i got a little audi girl and drove her with my big shepherd doberman sitting kingly on my old leopard bed made by my old man's secretary cum wife when he moved out and in. we drove that girl all the way to western canada and l.a before selling it for food in chicago circa 1984. that's the last time i drove. and the dog's still in b.c. i hope living forever, chasing racoons.