oy kno it's unamericun to achoo valuentimes day, so i heartily do. sposedly ony fity purcent o' americuns sellerbrate v.day so now the enterprising valuentimes daynaysayers who feel left out and a bulge fo cash made up a star-dup cumpany, galuntimes day, for the gals gnome sane. now dats americun! how kin there be a cumershal hulliday wit ony fity purcent of cunsumer luv? achooo! hay! i mo start a cat-o-mine day and a va-lulu day, rite? can u dig it kids? r u down wit it? u kin callit devaluintimes day. hug a tree, hug yer dog, hug yer cat, hug yer mama, hug yer hunny bare, & it don't cost nothin!